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why am i cRYING
can we all just take a minute to imagine thor and steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
#i personally believe that adler wasn’t in love with him at all #instead her one weakness was an inablity to resist a good pun
Headcanon accepted. Enthusiastically. :D
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
pope gregory the pretty cool i guess i mean y’know
The Not-that-bad-but-not-that-good War
Could-be-better Britain
alfred the meh
the dime a dozen white shark
with Loki that’s a legit concern, he’s got knocked up by less…
#A LITTLE BIT OF RODGERS IN MY WOMB #A LITTLE BIT OF IRON MAN IN THERE TOO #A LITTLE BIT OF THOR THERE THAT’S ALL RIGHT #A GREAT BIG CHUNK OF BANNER FROM THE FIGHT
A little bit of Coulson’s cannon blast
Got hit by Hawkeye’s arrow, super fast
A little bit of Fury’s lack of hair
A little bit of me makes me your mare.I am legit dying.
